Overheard

I had asked Wink to run down to our food storage and bring me up four cans of corn.  She only returned with one…

Me:  I actually need three more of these.  Run back down and go get them.

Wink:  (whiny noises)

Kelvinator:  Just go down quickly and find three more cans.  It’ll build character for you to do something you don’t want to do.

Wink:  You sound like Kelvinator’s dad.